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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:28

No way
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline
Still no good
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
There’s another leak on the ISS, but NASA is not saying much about it - Ars Technica
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Chime, last valued at $25B, aims for $11B in upcoming IPO - TechCrunch
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Are Latter-day Saints watch the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? And if so, what do you think?