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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

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Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Next, they tried...

Still no good.

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